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[15 Mar 2005|05:20pm]
[ mood | ecstatic ]


I am in a state of euphoria. Complete and utter euphoria. Never have I been so happy in my life. Well, technically I have. BUT I AM QUITE HAPPY TO LEAVE THIS .. THIS .. PLACE. Madam Pomfrey kept me here for an inordinately long time. That sick woman. She just likes to see my pretty face in the mornings. And she wanted to rape me, I tell you. Whenever she was under the impression I wasn't looking at her, she would fix me with this attempt at a sultry gaze. (It didn't work.)


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[14 Mar 2005|02:36pm]
[ mood | lonely ]

Still in the Hospital Wing. I really need to get out of this place. For the sake of my steadily declining mental health. Nobody has come to visit me. You lot are terrible friends. I am severing all ties with you. EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU.

Well, no. I'd miss you eventually. ALTHOUGH I DON'T NEED YOU. I'm entirely independent. Entirely. Completely. Totally.

Anyway. I am busy amusing myself with such things as hijacking peoples' journals and admiring pictures of myself. The latter is especially fun. I uncovered several .. troubling pictures of myself in which I am modeling a skimpy .. tank top .. sort of thing. And a woman's handbag. I am not entirely sure where such pictures originated. I have no recollection of doing such things. But they are amusing, I suppose. I made an icon of one of them.

.. If you visit me, I will love you forever.

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[09 Mar 2005|02:18pm]
[ mood | frustrated ]

Woe is me, for I am cooped up in a lonely Hospital Wing with only ickle firsties to keep me company. Honestly, Madam Pince worries more than Remus. Which is bloody saying something. I only broke a couple of ribs. I'm alright now! But she insists on keeping me in this miserable bed with these miserable first years. (The first years are not in the bed with me, rest assured.)

I swear to you, Madam Pince entertains fantasies of molesting me in the night. That woman is positively mad about me. It's only natural after all. But really. She's far too old and .. and masculine for me! She will have to come to terms with the truth.

I have a small request to make to several of you. (JamesRemus.) I am in desperate need of amusement and intelligent company. (These first years .. god!) Pomfrey is allowing visitors at 3:00. I haven't read a comic in weeks. Just to tell you. And since I'm in such top shape, I might even be up to a prank or two.

I'm sure you all empathise deeply with me in my times of trouble. I am patiently awaiting your consolation gifts, cards, etc. I understand that inner-school owl post is slow. You can take your time.

I am going mad in here. Absolutely insane. I blame Pomfrey.

Ah, my ribs ache.

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ENTRY THE FIRST. [24 Nov 2004|12:00pm]
Hello ladysirs and gentlemen. I am Sirius Black, the one you have recurrent dreams about. Yes, that one.

[06 Apr 1978|09:56pm]
[ mood | enthralled ]

I had the STRANGEST dream last night.

Prongs, Moony, and I all had these little fiddle things, and we were skipping about, playing the Jewish Rhapsody while doing a sort of jig. It was very .. ah. Intriguing. Sort of frightening, really.

Tell you the truth, it was TERRIFYING.

| ooc | This honestly happened. Woke up thinking "What the hell."


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